The quickest way to destroy a crush is to ask for their views on feminism.
its really painfully true
Fuck I tried that and he said feminism is for everyone, not just women, but it was created in a time women needed it most so it was named for them and now I think I’m in love
girls, don’t ever let a man tell u ya vagina is ugly or unworthy of his mouth and tongue. men can’t say shit when they got that lumpy vienna sausage with hair on it and two long eggs wrapped up in some loose skin. ya vagina is beautiful and if a man wanna talk shit he can go slap his balls up against someone elses asshole.
I don’t use this phrase often but it seems fitting, REAL MOTHERFUCKING TALK
When a patient calls 911 “to get seen quicker in the ER” and gets sent straight to the waiting room
The patient is like…
And the nurse is like…